| year is 2392 | |
| child: | mommy i can't sleep |
| mother: | don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations |
| mother: | RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH |
i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal
do you guys see what i’m getting at
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This is Japan in a nutshell. Forget all the crazy stuff with the weird tv programs and the cosplaying—that’s just the outer shell that gets attention because it’s unusual. This, this is the beauty of the country. I’ve had little grandmothers chase me down because I dropped my shinkansen tickets. In amusement parks, the attendants do their upmost to get lost items (usually cardigans or kids’ shoes) back to the owners—before the owners even realize they’d lost said item(s). I’ve had complete strangers not only give my thorough directions but have offered to drive me to the place I needed to go.
It is so, so, so hard to go back to the States after you get the J-treatment. I mean, Japan has its downside (“What is this madness you call pizza???”), but the general attitudes of everyone—even the so-called hardcore yankees (two of whom who, on a blazing summer day, helped me find one of my schools when I was heinously lost in the labyrinth that is the neighborhood in which said school is located)—is the epitome of the mindset that I wish everyone would adopt. Because yelling at people gets you nowhere. And being able to empathize with people kinda helps make this country a really nice place to live in.
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Hipster Potter and the Philosophers Stoned
Hipster Potter and the Chamber of Underground Music
Hipster Potter and the Prisoner of Upper-Middle Class White America
Hipster Potter and the Goblet of PBR
Hipster Potter and the Order of the Flannel
Hipster Potter and the Half-Snorted Line
Hipster Potter and the You’ve Probably Never Heard of It
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Fangirl Challenge
4/15 Movies: The Hunchback of Notre Dame
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ROTBTD 30 Day Challenge » Day 1: Favorite Movie
How To Train Your Dragon“300 years and I’m the first Viking who wouldn’t kill a dragon!”
“First one to ride one, though. So…?”
“I wouldn’t kill him because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him … and I saw myself.”


















